Beulah, peel me a grape.

Type in what the questions ask you into Google search and use the first thing that comes up as your answer.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Kirsty needs to destroy the mattress to rid the world of Julia

2. Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Kirsty looks like a cheap flea market knock-off action figure version of herself.

3. Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Kirsty likes it BIG kirsty also likes girls punching my private parts...

4. Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Kirsty says. hello!! today we did alot of cuttin out of our pictures for our WINDOW WONDERLAND!!

5. Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Kirsty Wants You's photo

6. Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Kirsty Does Dubai information, trailers, reviews, photos and more.

7. Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
Kirsty Hates Change says, "haha! sorry for being a shitty mate....

8. Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Kirsty goes to university she will no longer be classed as a child so her mother could not claim for child maintenance.

9. Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
kirsty loves... Sunday

10. Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Kirsty has interviewed many top politicians

11. Type in "[your name] gets" in the Google search:
Kirsty Gets Her England Callup After Super Win

12. Type in "[your name] eats" in the Google search:
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance I can't dance.

13. Type in "[your name] can" in the Google search:
Kirsty can see it up straight.

14. Type in "[your name] drinks" in the Google search:
kirsty drinks Yerba Mate with very bad hair.

15. Type in "[your name] makes" in the Google search:
Kirsty makes 'fantastic recovery'

Has anyone experienced heart palpitations? They are annoying and sometimes damn scary.

As I type this my heart beat is all over the place. One second its beating normally then there is a silence... it seems to pause. Suddenly *BANG!BANG!BANG!beatbeat beat beatbeatbeat beat beat BANG!BANG! beat*. The BANGs feels as though my heart is literally going to burst out of my chest and it seems to strain against my rib cage. Then its back to normal.

I only seem to get them when I'm sitting down or relaxed. I become acutely aware of my heart beat. It happens a little when I get in bed and I have to take a couple of really deep breaths to calm it down.

I only drink at the weekends and thats only a couple of bottles of Perry (Cider but made of pears, not apples) and I'm smoking 5 or 6 cigarettes a day.

I've had them as far as I can remember but it seems to have got worse in the last month. There are things happening at work as we're having a big shake-up within the business which means that my job role may change but that doesn't bother me as I like a bit of a challange. Still being paid well below the starting salary but that seems to be the norm these days. I digress...

My heart beat has gone back to normal now. Apparently over 700,000 people in the UK have some form of heart palpitation and it's very, very common. If you are worried about it you can see your GB and they may be able to do something to calm it down if it affects you badly.

I can cope with mine, it just makes me hold my breath when I get a big wave and I feel a little light headed but I'm always ok afterwards. The longest they last is roughly two minutes, which seems like an age when they're happening.

It's just very annoying. It's like having your very own brass band start up loudly next to your ear when you least expect it.